'Ello it's Sydney, welcome to a world of pure imagination~Torontoisthebesto~
pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-
me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh
(Source: fartgallery, via surprisebitch)
Literally just live your lives to the full. How is he allowed access to Twitter
(Source: itsagifnotagif)
This actually made me fucking cry.
I find this really fucking relevant today of all days.
(via ruinedchildhood)
what does an everything bagel even have
it just seems like a bold claim
(via rocketpops)
| Employer: | so tell me, why do you want this job? |
| Me: | I must survive capitalism |
| me in a a god awful Austin Powers impression at insanely high decibels nearly to the point of screaming: | life makes me depressed baby!!! |
| my therapist: | I know this is some sort of coping mechanism but I am begging you to give me information in virtually any other way |
today’s mood
I feel like I’m watching a surrealist painting happen live.
(Source: mockwa, via laughing-llama)
me: hey
friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up
me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu
(via baracknobama)