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'Ello it's Sydney, welcome to a world of pure imagination~Torontoisthebesto~


fartgallery:

pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

(Source: fartgallery, via surprisebitch)

— 1 year ago with 148001 notes
itsagifnotagif:
“Literally just live your lives to the full. How is he allowed access to Twitter
”

itsagifnotagif:

Literally just live your lives to the full. How is he allowed access to Twitter

(Source: itsagifnotagif)

— 1 year ago with 4208 notes
therealdestructables:
“ phoenix5power:
“ This actually made me fucking cry.
”
I find this really fucking relevant today of all days.
”

therealdestructables:

phoenix5power:

This actually made me fucking cry.

I find this really fucking relevant today of all days.

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 1 year ago with 557960 notes

driflloon:

driflloon:

what does an everything bagel even have

it just seems like a bold claim

(via rocketpops)

— 1 year ago with 49806 notes
Employer:so tell me, why do you want this job?
Me:I must survive capitalism
— 1 year ago with 395500 notes
me in a a god awful Austin Powers impression at insanely high decibels nearly to the point of screaming:life makes me depressed baby!!!
my therapist:I know this is some sort of coping mechanism but I am begging you to give me information in virtually any other way
— 1 year ago with 119915 notes

rainaweather:

excima:

today’s mood

I feel like I’m watching a surrealist painting happen live. 

(Source: mockwa, via laughing-llama)

— 1 year ago with 528162 notes
earthdad:
“this is what a king looks like
”

earthdad:

this is what a king looks like

(Source: mockwa, via zackisontumblr)

— 1 year ago with 55412 notes

exceptionals:

me: hey
friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up
me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu

(via baracknobama)

— 1 year ago with 380638 notes

stan-dback:

Eleven returning to Hawkins after getting a makeover

— 1 year ago with 3210 notes